Enjoy a lover
Acquire a wife
Then you'll be happy
For the rest of your life

But-
I'm too sexy for my purity
Too sexy for my glory-glow
Too sexy for my hemoglobin content.

I'm too sexy for my t-shirt
Too sexy for my doorknob, too sexy for my
Lifedeath Enjoyment Committee...

If figure A is
Hi Holy Honky Hiney
What is Figure B?
"Hi-est Holy Honky Hiney, Whoopee!"
I'm too sexy ...

Try to filtrate thoughts,
Clean your screen of
Gross dross shadows and lusts obscene
But-
I'm too sexy for my Navajo
Too sexy for my hiney